I has a poblem.
A pile of yarn with no home and two pairs of old trousers.
I has a solution.
A brilliant free tutorial from Film In The Fridge. I added some handles, because I like handles. I watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (for the first time!) while making this, so I guess it took around two hours from start to finish. I may have done it in under just an hour if my sewing machine hadn't suddenly decided to go tension-crazy on me.
'Tis done now though. And my yarn is much happier.